puyopuyo:

it really is friday night when you think about it

athenavine:

aaaaa42:

will olaf and minions ever end. will i be forced to live the rest of my life occasionally seeing olaf and minions

Said the Baudelaire children.

woodlesbian:

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

vampireapologist:

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

kee-yaw-nah:

By far my fav accurate video

smallestcitrus:

i wish the makeup & beauty industry wasn’t so fucking evil because there’s something so fun and human about painting on your own face and body and i hate that it’s used to make women hate ourselves rather than to allow every person to draw as many eyes on their face as they want

carnival-phantasm:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

i, for one, am very glad you made it through another year. congratulations. i know it hasn’t been easy.

totalariana:

magic-tea-cup:

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

So basically just inviting any boy over?