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talking to a straight person
  • them: oh youre gay?
  • me: ye
  • them: *names literally every single gay person theyve ever met*
  • me: chill
" I gave wrong people the right pieces of me. "

- (via robbinthahood)

every straight person ive ever met has always asked the same question: “have you ever been with a girl”

trashboat:

trashboat:

why does this beer taste like wood

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Track Name: Everybody
Play Count: 180,880 plays

pizzaback:

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

return to the mothership

wtf is hearthstone and why is my boyfriend, c9 meteos, playing it on twitch…

does anyone have pbe on league of legends and wanna play w me

yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

slow-riot:

Has anyone else ever seen these pictures of Jerry Seinfeld or am I slowly losing my mind to the infinite void of Bee Movie?